Real Fake Travel Agency^®

Real Fake Travel Agency

Welcome to the real fake travel agency, where we don't take you to the places you want to go! You're literally going to go nowhere. The place you're going to is right at home where you are right now. We just show you places that you could go, but can't, because we don't actually provide this service. We are a business. A business that specializes in fakes. Fake locations, fake planes, fake stuff like that.

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It's not that we don't want to take you there. We would love to. The problem is that we are a fake travel agency and it would be bad business to take you somewhere that isn't fake. So that's why we have no real travel plans to offer you. Sorry! Welcome back to the fake travel agency. I am your fake travel agent, and I'm here to tell you about some of the wonderful fake trips we have to offer you. We have a lovely fake trip to the Great Barrier Reef in Australia. You'll love the beautiful clear waters and the vibrant coral reefs full of colorful fish (although you only get to look). You can also pretend to swim with dolphins and maybe even a whale shark!

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We also have a great fake trip to Machu Picchu in Peru. You can pretend to explore this ancient Incan city and learn about its fascinating history. You'll also get to see breathtaking views of the surrounding mountains. We have lots of other great fake trips to choose from too. So come on down to the fake travel agency today and book your fake vacation! Traveling is a great way to experience new things and see the world. But we don't have any way for you to travel. Because it's fake. I hope you're catching on.